Story People...

...some of my favorites from Story People.  Laughter is good!!
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•The elephant head was the most unusual piece in her wardrobe & even though she never wore it in public, it gave her great comfort to know she could if she wanted to.

•I think I'll wait for my real love to come along, she said & I shrugged & said maybe I should take the kids to a movie then, so the two of you can be alone.

•His favorite thing is dreaming about terrible, flesh-eating demons but there's a chance it's because he lives in a place where nothing much happens because people go to bed at 8 o'clock.


•Death take me now & spare me the pain, she said. It was difficult for me to get that excited. Get a grip, I said, it's only aerobics.

•Feels like some kind of ride but it's turning out just to be life going absolutely perfectly.


•I think I'll wait for my real love to come along, she said & I shrugged & said maybe I should take the kids to a movie then, so the two of you can be alone.

•When I was young I always wanted to go exploring in a cave and when I got older I finally did & it was dark everywhere & there were strange sounds like your stomach after a big meal & I couldn't wait to get out. I figured out later that I mainly liked to go exploring caves in my mind where I could be comfortable & not get dirty & cold. If you read too much National Geographic when you're young it's hard to adjust to the real world


•I'm an animal lover in the abstract, he said. What does that mean? I said. It means I try not to think about them a whole lot, because pet hair makes me queasy.